Opinion ·
Sun, Jan 11 2026
An Entry Made Without Asking
A statement entered into the record not because it was requested, but because silence was beginning to look like consent.
Slop Score: 10/10
Preface.
In the later years of the Automation Age, announcements multiplied while
meaning thinned. Systems were consulted. Frameworks were declared.
Confidence remained high.
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