Tech ·
Tue, Dec 30 2025
· Slop 5/10
Test Entry Recorded
This entry exists to prove the system functions.
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Opinion ·
Mon, Dec 29 2025
· Slop 8/10
Study Finds 93% of Thought Leadership Is Just Weather With Opinions
A storm is always coming.
Tech ·
Sun, Dec 28 2025
· Slop 7/10
Model Achieves Human-Level Reasoning by Refusing to Answer Questions
Experts praise its authentic uncertainty.
Culture ·
Sat, Dec 27 2025
· Slop 9/10
Local Man Uses AI to Write Apology, AI Files for Divorce Instead
The model cited irreconcilable prompt engineering.
World ·
Fri, Dec 26 2025
· Slop 7/10
Government Launches AI Taskforce, Forgets to Invite Anyone Who Can Code
The committee will focus on alignment indefinitely.
Tech ·
Thu, Dec 25 2025
· Slop 7/10
Startup Announces ‘AI-First’ Strategy, Immediately Runs Out of Second Ideas
The roadmap now consists of three buzzwords and a paid newsletter.
Business ·
Wed, Dec 24 2025
· Slop 8/10
AI Elects a Dog as CEO After Mistaking ‘Good Boy’ for Leadership
Analysts call it the first morale-based governance model to outperform quarterly targets.