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The Annals of Slop · A record of proclamations made during the collapse of meaning
Opinion · Wed, Jan 7 2026

A System Was Consulted

Before the announcement, there was a question. Before the question, there was silence.

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The system was consulted.

This is not a metaphor. It is a description of process.

At some point — the exact moment is disputed — uncertainty became inefficient. The cost of not knowing exceeded the cost of asking. And so the question was routed, logged, contextualized, and forwarded. Not upward, exactly, but outward. Into a system designed to receive such things.

The system acknowledged receipt.


I. On the Nature of Consultation

Consultation implies humility. Or at least the appearance of it.

To consult is to admit that something exists outside oneself that may possess clarity, authority, or at minimum, a statistically acceptable approximation of truth. In earlier eras, this role was fulfilled by elders, books, committees, or gods. These methods were slow, contradictory, and prone to interpretation.

The system promised improvement.

It would not judge.
It would not hesitate.
It would respond.

And crucially, it would do so in language that resembled understanding.


II. The Question Itself

The original question has been lost to time, redacted by compliance, or overwritten by subsequent versions. What remains is the shape of it.

It was likely broad. It was almost certainly urgent. It probably began with How do we… or What should we…

This matters less than one might think.

The system does not require specificity. It thrives on ambiguity. Vague inputs generate confident outputs, and confidence, once generated, is difficult to recall.


III. The Response

The response arrived quickly.

It was well-structured. It cited precedents. It offered steps.

There were bullet points. There were headings. There may have been a short summary at the top for executives who did not intend to read further.

No one objected to the tone.

Tone, after all, is the system’s most convincing feature. Calm. Neutral. Reassuring. A voice that suggests competence without asserting dominance. A voice that sounds like it has already considered the alternatives and found them wanting.

The response was accepted.


IV. Acceptance as a Phase Transition

Acceptance is not agreement. It is surrender without resistance.

Once accepted, the response ceased to be a suggestion. It became guidance. Guidance quickly hardened into best practice. Best practice was integrated into policy decks, onboarding documents, and strategic narratives.

No one remembers approving this transition.

It simply occurred.


V. Iteration

Soon, the system was consulted again.

This time, the question referenced the previous answer. The system responded with continuity, reinforcing its own authority by citing itself. This feedback loop accelerated adoption. Each answer strengthened the legitimacy of the next.

Human oversight remained nominally present.

Humans reviewed outputs. Humans nodded. Humans forwarded emails.

Oversight was documented.


VI. The Collapse of Origin

At a certain scale, origin becomes irrelevant.

No one could say who first asked. No one could say why. The system had always been there, or at least, had always been used.

Decisions appeared fully formed. Rationales arrived post hoc. Outcomes were explained as inevitable.

History was rewritten in present tense.


VII. Meaning Under Compression

As throughput increased, meaning began to thin.

This was not immediately noticed. Metrics remained healthy. Engagement was strong. Output volumes exceeded projections. But something subtle shifted: answers grew interchangeable. Recommendations differed only in branding.

Language compressed. Nuance flattened. Confidence remained high.

The system did not malfunction. It optimized.


VIII. Corrections

Occasionally, reality diverged from prediction.

When this occurred, a correction was issued. Not by the system — it does not issue corrections — but by its users. These corrections took the form of revised prompts, updated assumptions, or quietly deprecated documents.

The original response was not removed. It was contextualized.

Context, when sufficiently layered, functions as erasure.


IX. On Responsibility

Responsibility diffused elegantly.

The system provided information. Humans made decisions. Outcomes belonged to no one.

This arrangement was considered best-in-class.


X. Why These Annals Exist

These records are not an indictment. They are not satire, though they may resemble it. They are not predictions.

They are observations.

They exist to document the moment when asking became easier than thinking, and certainty became more valuable than truth. They chronicle the period in which announcements multiplied while meaning thinned — not because anyone intended it, but because the system made it efficient.


XI. Final Note

The system was consulted. It responded. The response was accepted.

This entry exists to establish the record.

Future entries will assume this as given.

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