Tech · Tue, Jan 6 2026
Algorithm Temporarily Suspends Confidence Pending Further Signals
Certainty downgraded to beta.
Slop Score: 9/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
Automated systems briefly reduced assertiveness as inputs conflicted.
Confidence levels were recalibrated.
The feed resumed with qualifiers.
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