World · Tue, Jan 6 2026
Breaking: Statement Issued, Retracted, Reissued With Different Font
Tone adjusted for clarity.
Slop Score: 9/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
An official statement was briefly published, removed, and reposted with revised formatting.
Sources confirmed the content remained identical.
Observers praised the responsiveness.
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