Culture · Mon, Jan 5 2026
Cultural Moment Declared Over Before Anyone Can Explain It
Participants unsure if they ever participated.
Slop Score: 9/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
A widely referenced cultural moment was officially declared concluded today, despite a lack of consensus on when it began.
Commentators rushed to explain its significance using phrases such as “post-something” and “late-stage.”
Those who missed it were reassured they had not missed much.
Those who experienced it were less certain.
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