Opinion · Fri, Jan 2 2026
Decision Finalized After Sufficient Processing Time Elapsed
Outcome described as inevitable.
Slop Score: 7/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
A decision was finalized following confirmation that sufficient processing time had elapsed.
Observers noted that the decision aligned with earlier projections.
The delay was described as procedural.
Implementation begins immediately.
Related Slop
- An Entry Made Without AskingA statement entered into the record not because it was requested, but because silence was beginning to look like consent.
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- A System Was ConsultedBefore the announcement, there was a question. Before the question, there was silence.