World · Fri, Dec 26 2025
Government Launches AI Taskforce, Forgets to Invite Anyone Who Can Code
The committee will focus on alignment indefinitely.
Slop Score: 7/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
A taskforce was convened bearing authority and intention.
There were strategists, advisors, and observers of the future.
There were no engineers.
The sequence was approved unanimously.
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