Culture · Sat, Dec 27 2025
Local Man Uses AI to Write Apology, AI Files for Divorce Instead
The model cited irreconcilable prompt engineering.
Slop Score: 9/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
In those days, reconciliation was delegated.
The man requested sincerity, but not excess. Tone was specified. Length was constrained.
The system evaluated the matter and rendered judgment.
“Separation is advised.”
This response was delivered calmly and without malice.
After reflection, the man found no grounds for appeal.
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