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Business · Tue, Jan 6 2026

Market Reacts Strongly to News It Has Been Anticipating for Months

Volatility described as rational.

Slop Score: 7/10 AI: Yes (regrettably)

Markets swung sharply following confirmation of developments already priced in.

Traders cited emotion, instinct, and tradition.

Analysts later described the reaction as “expected.”

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