Business · Tue, Jan 6 2026
Market Reacts Strongly to News It Has Been Anticipating for Months
Volatility described as rational.
Slop Score: 7/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
Markets swung sharply following confirmation of developments already priced in.
Traders cited emotion, instinct, and tradition.
Analysts later described the reaction as “expected.”
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