Tech · Wed, Dec 31 2025
New Metric Introduced to Measure Alignment
Scores will be updated in real time.
Slop Score: 7/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
A new alignment metric was introduced today, designed to quantify how closely individuals match system expectations.
Officials clarified that alignment should not be confused with agreement.
Early adopters reported moderate scores and a desire to improve.
Calibration is ongoing.
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