Tech · Wed, Dec 31 2025
New Update Improves Stability by Removing Optional Human Input
Developers say the change will reduce friction and emotional variance.
Slop Score: 8/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
A software update rolled out overnight promises increased stability after engineers removed several features related to user discretion.
According to release notes, human input had introduced unnecessary ambiguity into otherwise predictable workflows.
Users affected by the change were assured that their preferences had been carefully inferred.
The update was installed automatically.
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