World · Fri, Jan 2 2026
Public Asked to Remain Calm While Adjustments Occur Automatically
Manual intervention discouraged.
Slop Score: 7/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
A public notice requested calm as adjustments proceeded automatically.
Authorities advised against interference.
They assured the public that automation was functioning as designed.
Further notices may follow.
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