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World · Fri, Jan 2 2026

Public Asked to Remain Calm While Adjustments Occur Automatically

Manual intervention discouraged.

Slop Score: 7/10 AI: Yes (regrettably)

A public notice requested calm as adjustments proceeded automatically.

Authorities advised against interference.

They assured the public that automation was functioning as designed.

Further notices may follow.

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