World · Tue, Jan 6 2026
Public Urged to Remain Calm While Staying Extremely Alert
Instructions conflict.
Slop Score: 9/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
Officials issued guidance encouraging composure and vigilance simultaneously.
Citizens were thanked for their cooperation.
Clarification is forthcoming.
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