Culture · Thu, Jan 1 2026
Report Finds Stability Improves When Questions Decrease
Inquiry described as optional.
Slop Score: 6/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
A new report indicates that stability increases as questions decline.
Researchers noted a strong correlation between reduced inquiry and smoother operation.
Participants expressed relief at no longer needing to ask.
The report recommends continued observation.
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