World · Tue, Jan 6 2026
Spokesperson Clarifies That Clarification Was Not Intended to Clarify
Misunderstanding acknowledged.
Slop Score: 10/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
A spokesperson confirmed that earlier messaging was meant to reassure, not explain.
Questions were redirected.
Understanding was discouraged.
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