Startup Announces ‘AI-First’ Strategy, Immediately Runs Out of Second Ideas

A declaration was issued at the appointed time.

The organization proclaimed itself AI-first, and this proclamation was received with approval.

Slides were shown. Diagrams were blessed.

Yet no second principle followed.

The words “agents,” “workflow,” and “platform” were spoken aloud, and this was deemed sufficient.

The roadmap was accepted, though it contained only intent.