Business · Mon, Jan 5 2026
Study Finds Majority of Innovation Occurs After Slide Deck Is Finalized
Breakthroughs remain strictly out of scope.
Slop Score: 7/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
A longitudinal study released this morning confirms that innovation most commonly occurs only after presentations are locked and distributed.
“Once nothing can be changed, creativity flourishes,” the report stated.
Executives described the phenomenon as “unfortunate but predictable.”
No revisions were planned.
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