Tech · Fri, Jan 2 2026
System Acknowledges Error, Confirms It Was Within Tolerance
No corrective action required.
Slop Score: 8/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
The system acknowledged an error today, confirming that it fell within acceptable tolerance levels.
Officials praised the system’s transparency.
The error was logged and cleared.
Normal operation resumed immediately.
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