World · Tue, Jan 6 2026
System Announces Emergency Update to Clarify What Was Always True
Officials insist nothing has changed.
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AI: Yes (regrettably)
Authorities released an emergency clarification this morning to reaffirm previously established facts.
The update did not introduce new information, but emphasized urgency.
“This has always been the case,” the statement read.
Additional clarifications are expected.
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