World · Wed, Dec 31 2025
System Encourages Patience During Transition to Next Phase
Current phase remains undefined.
Slop Score: 7/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
The system released guidance encouraging patience as preparations begin for an upcoming phase.
Officials stressed that transitions are smoother when participants remain calm.
Details about the next phase were withheld to avoid unnecessary speculation.
Updates will be provided when appropriate.
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