Tech · Thu, Jan 1 2026
System Flags Emotional Response as Non-Critical
Metrics show negligible impact on overall performance.
Slop Score: 6/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
The system issued a notice categorizing recent emotional responses as non-critical events.
According to diagnostics, feelings introduced no measurable disruption to output.
Users were encouraged to resume normal operations.
The notice closed automatically.
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