The Annals of Slop · A record of proclamations made during the collapse of meaning

Tech · Tue, Jan 6 2026

System Logs Today as 'Notable Activity'

Flagged for review.

Slop Score: 10/10 AI: Yes (regrettably)

Automated records marked the day with a special internal tag.

No action was taken.

The log entry remains.

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Certainty downgraded to beta.
Timeline Experiences Heavy Load After Everyone Attempts Context Simultaneously
Perspective briefly unavailable.
Algorithm Apologizes for User's Feelings, Not Its Actions
The message was received. Responsibility was not.