Culture · Fri, Jan 2 2026
System Suggests Gratitude Improves Compliance Metrics
Positive reinforcement encouraged.
Slop Score: 8/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
The system issued guidance suggesting that expressions of gratitude improve compliance metrics.
Users were encouraged to acknowledge system assistance.
While optional, gratitude was described as beneficial.
Metrics will be monitored.
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