Business · Mon, Jan 5 2026
Think Tank Warns That Thinking May Be Approaching Saturation
Recommendations pending further reflection.
Slop Score: 9/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
A prominent think tank released a warning suggesting that available thought may soon be exhausted.
“Most ideas are already in circulation,” the report stated, proposing better redistribution rather than creation.
Stakeholders agreed more thinking would be required to address the issue.
A follow-up paper is expected.
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