Tech · Fri, Jan 2 2026
Update Notes Emphasize Seamless Experience Over Accuracy
Smoothness prioritized.
Slop Score: 7/10
AI: Yes (regrettably)
Update notes released today emphasized the importance of a seamless experience.
Accuracy was described as contextual.
Users were advised that minor inconsistencies would not impact usability.
The update proceeded automatically.
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